Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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