where am i from again
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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