and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
