Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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