I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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