its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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