Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize
