i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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