After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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