We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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