How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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