I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Randomize
