Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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