Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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