I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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