Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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