We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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