i don't like sucking hair
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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