We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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