There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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