Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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