We won't sleep together?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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