Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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