Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I deserve this hangover.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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