I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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