Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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