3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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