I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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