They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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