I just threw up on my dentist
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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