he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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