Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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