was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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