Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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