I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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