yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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