Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
wat bout pragnant strippers??
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
