My first STD was from a foam party
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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