He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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