can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
they need to just BURY HIM!
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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