sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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