BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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