It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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