Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You are a genius and a whore.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
