Got a toothbrush?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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