Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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