dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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