hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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