Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Church boner. Awkwardddd
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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