P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You can't just leave with hair like that
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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