i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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