Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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