just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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