I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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