There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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