The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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