I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Is it because I queefed?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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